This here is the Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife. Let me just say that again, Giant knife.
85 sweet looking implements that can perform over 100 functions.
It’s a man tool. Not the piddly little toothpick MacGyver carried around with him. Totally impractical, being that it’s probably impossible to wield.
But who cares.
The thing has a laser flashlight. A laser flashlight! Imagine what R.D.A. could have done with a laser flashlight!
I mean is there anything this thing cannot do?
Bike chain come off again? Need a tool to help put it back together?
Of course not! Trash the stupid old bike. Implement number 34 of 85 is a bike.
A fine piece of engineering from the land of cheese, cuckoo clocks and Toblerone (and yes it probably does have all of those built in).
I just know you want one. So just for you, here’s the Amazon link for the Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife
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That’s not a knife. This is a knife. Etcetera.
.-= Iain Broome – Write for Your Life´s last blog ..Stand and deliver – five ‘P’s for a perfectly acceptable performance =-.
I have no idea if there’s a dialogue I’ve missed out on between you and Iain above….
…but I do love a good gadget! I have a credit card sized gadget in my handbag that’s a bottle and tin opener, knife, fork and blade. I also have a battery operated mobile phone charger and spare batteries, a teeny umbrella, mini notebooks, a keyring with a halogen torch, a solar powered mini torch, an entire first aid kit and mini chemist. I’m either Supermum or wasted outside of the CIA!
This is a side of you I really enjoy, Marc, and the post made me smile! A lot of blog posts aren’t doing that for me these days.
.-= janice´s last blog ..The Meaning of Mistakes: A Guest Post by My Teenage Daughter =-.
@Iain So is this one. And this one. And this one too. Oh and this one. This as well. In fact there’s 58 knives in this thing alone.
@Janice No. Iain was just quoting the excellent Crocodile Dundee
A solar powered torch? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose? Oh crap it’s gone dark. I know, I’ll use my solar powered torch. Oh wait…
Your surname is Bond right? Or you’re married to Q
Marc, you have such a great sense of humor. I smiled throughout this post.
Equally funny was Janice’s list of what she carries in her purse. I just hope that when some natural disaster happens, I’m with her!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..Thirty Ways to Enjoy What’s Left of Summer =-.
Didn’t know such a knife existed, amazing … wonder how you use the tools in the middle, seems impractical but still amazing. Thanks for the information. Oh, by the way, I believe it’s Germany that engineered the cuckoo clocks.